Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
