Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She announced her abortion via fbk
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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