im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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