Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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