Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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