if i died would you start the facebook group?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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