Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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