Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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