I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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