He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
We’re leaving where are you
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