"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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