You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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