What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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