And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
zippers are such a cool invention
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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