can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Small penises have feelings too.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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