What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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