you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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