i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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