I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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