You work out of a Hotel?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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