Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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