youre lurking in front of me
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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