Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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