Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Randomize
