Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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