so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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