The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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