Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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