Whod you bang
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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