hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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