I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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