Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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