what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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