so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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