We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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