No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
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If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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