Non-Jews are for practice
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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