I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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