3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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