I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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