That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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