We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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