Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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