yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
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The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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