? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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