I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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