She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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