Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the condom got lost in my hair
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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