She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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