The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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