so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
