In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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