I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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