That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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