i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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