On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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