Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
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mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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