Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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