Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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