the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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