I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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