so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Who put my cat in the fridge?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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