Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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