Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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