I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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