Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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