i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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